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Legato Avatar aim for the best,perpare for the worst Joined: September 1, 2003 Status: Offline Posts: 1611 Rep: PIP Level 2 (8772)PIP Level 2 (8772)PIP Level 2 (8772)PIP Level 2 (8772)PIP Level 1 (8772)
(No Title) Old Wed Apr 28, 2010 6:16:51 AM #118876 Perm Link
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Said By Legato

ha im 20 only problem is i feel like im 35 due to the job.. but i got at least 7more years hell yeah lol!!!!


So i'm 18 going on 19 in Dec but yet i'm wanting a job for some feedom.


trust me when i say jobs arent always what they say they are. freedom as you call it comes with a high price your time...and alot of it... anyway back to the topic here i agree that porn really aint that great. nothing is as good as the real thing

"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. "
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Ayakin Avatar Joined: May 23, 2008 Status: Offline Posts: 5815 Rep: PIP Level 2 (17679)PIP Level 2 (17679)PIP Level 2 (17679)PIP Level 2 (17679)PIP Level 2 (17679)
(No Title) Old Wed Apr 28, 2010 1:34:59 PM #118911 Perm Link
that's a shocker lol I thought guys woukd rather go for porn since some cant get the real thing
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Aron Schatz Avatar 2014: Year of change. Joined: August 3, 2001 Status: Offline Posts: 10753 Rep: PIP Level 3 (332767)PIP Level 3 (332767)PIP Level 3 (332767)PIP Level 3 (332767)PIP Level 1 (332767)
(No Title) Old Wed Apr 28, 2010 1:36:51 PM #118913 Perm Link
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Even if they can (and do) get the real thing... they'll still go for porn.

The grass is ALWAYS greener on the other side.

2014 is going to be a good year. More content, more streamlining. Be a part of history!
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Ayakin Avatar Joined: May 23, 2008 Status: Offline Posts: 5815 Rep: PIP Level 2 (17679)PIP Level 2 (17679)PIP Level 2 (17679)PIP Level 2 (17679)PIP Level 2 (17679)
(No Title) Old Wed Apr 28, 2010 1:38:19 PM #118914 Perm Link
yeah I can agree with that cuz of my guy friends and older cousins
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(No Title) Old Wed Apr 28, 2010 2:00:34 PM #118916 Perm Link
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Said By Optix

I won't say how old I am but rocking out in a thread about dudes and porn with people under the age of 20 makes me feel creepy.

I'm outta here.

*jumps in his van with the tear drop window and lays a strip*


lol yeah this is probably the first tech site I've been in where the members aren't older than me. I'll stick around...maybe not in the porn area though. lol.
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Aron Schatz Avatar 2014: Year of change. Joined: August 3, 2001 Status: Offline Posts: 10753 Rep: PIP Level 3 (332767)PIP Level 3 (332767)PIP Level 3 (332767)PIP Level 3 (332767)PIP Level 1 (332767)
(No Title) Old Wed Apr 28, 2010 2:04:33 PM #118917 Perm Link
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»http://www.animethreads.com

One membership for them all as well as post anywhere support!

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Optix Avatar Slave To Technology Joined: March 24, 2010 Status: Offline Posts: 33 Rep: PIP Level 1 (295)PIP Level 1 (295)PIP Level 1 (295)PIP Level 1 (295)
(No Title) Old Wed Apr 28, 2010 6:48:30 PM #118951 Perm Link
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Well i'm ok with telling people my age seeing how they'll never see me & if any thing i know how to fight for my life. LOL

I'm a computer geek. White and Nerdy is pretty much my theme song so I can't see me being very dangerous to anybody.

Useless fact about me - I actually own the Star Wars Christmas Special on VHS. Yeah...chicks dig me. Well, one did anyway. Woohoo!
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Sakamae Avatar Killing people Joined: April 21, 2009 Status: Offline Posts: 6409 Rep: PIP Level 3 (44203)PIP Level 2 (44203)PIP Level 2 (44203)PIP Level 1 (44203)
(No Title) Old Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:04:41 AM #118967 Perm Link
LOL may be but if you lived were i do then you would want a job any way lets i've not ever had sex yet & i don't watch porn so i wouldn't know much about any one of them just the things i talk about with mom & friends that it.

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(No Title) Old Sat Jun 19, 2010 11:05:38 PM #125477 Perm Link
Ok i want to ask all of you this i have friends that are bi.

who here is bi?

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bloo Avatar Yeezy taught me... Joined: November 27, 2007 Status: Offline Posts: 936 Rep: PIP Level 2 (33084)PIP Level 2 (33084)PIP Level 2 (33084)PIP Level 2 (33084)PIP Level 2 (33084)
(No Title) Old Sun Jun 20, 2010 10:36:11 AM #125509 Perm Link
In response to Sakamae #125477
lingual?

"Well, how do you know you're not a burrito fetishist if you've never tried doing the nasty with a burrito?"
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Akatsuki Rose Avatar Konan Joined: June 8, 2010 Status: Offline Posts: 159 Rep: PIP Level 1 (984)PIP Level 1 (984)PIP Level 1 (984)PIP Level 1 (984)PIP Level 1 (984)
(No Title) Old Mon Jun 21, 2010 12:39:17 AM #125561 Perm Link
Hey I want to ask is why doo guys like when girls pull their hair during sex? Can anyoboy answer that for me?

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Sakamae Avatar Killing people Joined: April 21, 2009 Status: Offline Posts: 6409 Rep: PIP Level 3 (44203)PIP Level 2 (44203)PIP Level 2 (44203)PIP Level 1 (44203)
(No Title) Old Mon Jun 21, 2010 12:41:34 AM #125564 Perm Link
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Huh?

Ummm i don't know why so i'm going to let the guys say why.

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Legato Avatar aim for the best,perpare for the worst Joined: September 1, 2003 Status: Offline Posts: 1611 Rep: PIP Level 2 (8772)PIP Level 2 (8772)PIP Level 2 (8772)PIP Level 2 (8772)PIP Level 1 (8772)
(No Title) Old Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:10:53 AM #125777 Perm Link
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Said By Yuffie

Hey I want to ask is why doo guys like when girls pull their hair during sex? Can anyoboy answer that for me?
diffrent guys like diffrent things. try diffrent things and do what u feel is right

"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. "
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bloo Avatar Yeezy taught me... Joined: November 27, 2007 Status: Offline Posts: 936 Rep: PIP Level 2 (33084)PIP Level 2 (33084)PIP Level 2 (33084)PIP Level 2 (33084)PIP Level 2 (33084)
(No Title) Old Tue Jun 22, 2010 2:31:51 PM #125789 Perm Link
especially the bald ones

"Well, how do you know you're not a burrito fetishist if you've never tried doing the nasty with a burrito?"
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(No Title) Old Wed Jun 23, 2010 1:01:49 AM #125872 Perm Link
Why do guys use pick up lines that are so stupid like this one Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home

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SolidSnake Avatar People are Fickle they change easily Joined: December 4, 2009 Status: Offline Posts: 180 Rep: PIP Level 2 (9462)PIP Level 2 (9462)PIP Level 2 (9462)PIP Level 2 (9462)PIP Level 1 (9462)
(No Title) Old Wed Jun 23, 2010 1:26:48 AM #125900 Perm Link
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Why do guys use pick up lines that are so stupid like this one Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home


who the hell says that ? lol

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(No Title) Old Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:45:40 AM #125972 Perm Link
I don't know or how about this one You'er so hot when i lok at you i get a tan

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Legato Avatar aim for the best,perpare for the worst Joined: September 1, 2003 Status: Offline Posts: 1611 Rep: PIP Level 2 (8772)PIP Level 2 (8772)PIP Level 2 (8772)PIP Level 2 (8772)PIP Level 1 (8772)
(No Title) Old Wed Jun 23, 2010 10:34:12 AM #126125 Perm Link
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never heard of those before

"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. "
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Takoyaki Avatar THE BADDEST FEMALE Joined: October 24, 2007 Status: Offline Posts: 4789 Rep: PIP Level 2 (24972)PIP Level 2 (24972)PIP Level 2 (24972)PIP Level 2 (24972)PIP Level 2 (24972)
(No Title) Old Wed Jun 23, 2010 6:03:53 PM #126155 Perm Link
Wow this thrread is still going on?
this forum kinda scares me sometimes.
Like how coincindentally it has to do with my life and stuff.
I think my english teacher is reading this forum!!!!!
AUGGGHGGHHHHHH!

(하 하) 하루 종일 (니) 니 생각 (뿐이야) 뿐이야 (뿐이야) 뿐이야
(하 하) 하루 종일 (니) 니 생각 (뿐이야) 뿐이야 (뿐이야) 뿐이야

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Sakamae Avatar Killing people Joined: April 21, 2009 Status: Offline Posts: 6409 Rep: PIP Level 3 (44203)PIP Level 2 (44203)PIP Level 2 (44203)PIP Level 1 (44203)
(No Title) Old Thu Jun 24, 2010 4:55:33 AM #126199 Perm Link
LOL LOL Takoyaki LOL LOL

So why do you guys use pick up lines?

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(No Title) Old Thu Jun 24, 2010 6:30:38 AM #126207 Perm Link
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Said By bloo

lingual?

Polar?

Guys who actually use pick up lines and expect them to work do so because they are insecure with themselves and have no idea how to actually approach someone.

There are two outcomes. You either get blown off as a creep or loser for using a cheesy pick up line or it will break the ice. I'd say you have about a 95% of coming off as a creep or loser.

*leans over and checks the tag on the back of Sakamae's shirt*

Hmm...made in China. I could have swore you were made in heaven.

Take that!

Edited at Thu Jun 24, 2010 6:32:09 AM
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(No Title) Old Thu Jun 24, 2010 6:37:54 AM #126211 Perm Link
Really i didn't know that

Baby you're like a student and i am a like a math book, you solve all my problems

take that

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