Some stuff I've learned

1: No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.

2: The badness of a movie is directly related to the amount of helicopters in it.

3: You will never find someone who can give you a clear and compelling reason for why we observe daylight savings time.

4: A penny saved is worthless.

5: The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.

6: People who feel the need to tell you they have an excellent sense of humor have no sense of humor.

7: There is a fine line between "Hobby" and "Mental Illness".

8: The one thing that unites all humans, regardless of age, gender, ethnicity, religion, and ecoomic status, is that deep down inside us, we all believe we are above-average drivers.

9: Apparently, somewhere in Los Angeles, exists a computer that generates ideas for sitcoms. When TV Execs need an idea, they turn the computer on, and it searches through millions of concepts before spitting out "THREE QUIRKY BUT ATTRACTIVE YOUNG PEOPLE LIVING IN AN APARTMENT," and the execs turn the idea into a show. The next time they need an idea, it spits out "SIX QUIRKY BUT ATTRACTIVE YOUNG PEOPLE LIVING IN AN APARTMENT," and that too is turned in to a show. The next time it spits out " FOUR QUIRKY BUT ATTRACTIVE YOUNG PEOPLE LIVING IN AN APARTMENT," and so on. We need to find this computer, and destroy it.

10: The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy people who are not in them.

11: Never, ever , say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can se the actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

12: When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always that one individual who perceives a solution and is ready to take command. Odds are, that individual is crazy.

13: The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.

14: 1981- Prince Charles gets married, Liverpool wins the UEFA championship league, the Pope dies. 2005- Prince Charles remarries, Liverpool wins the UEFA Championship League, the Pope dies. If Prince Charles remarries again, and Liverpool wins again, someone should notify the Pope.

My favorites are 11 and 14 >:3

Same haha

i like 7 too

7, I know one of those "hobbies" o.e

what would that "hobby" be??

… you seriously don't want to know e.o

i do :3

In the name of maids everywhere: Dear god, no you don't! XD

When people tell me i dont want to know i want to know more xD

Interest perked? XD

yes it is

Furries sir o.e furries

I found this list to be hilarious! Thanks for sharing it!

furries not as bad as i thought

Ewwwww xD you weirdo, nekos are one thing ( as in the line between sexy and ew ) but furries cross the line and becomes ew o.e

lmfao i dont like furries O.o they creep me out. if its not furries then what the fuck is your hobby???

cleaning … nah real talk, I'm a gamer and a non professional musician xD speaking of games, I'm playing Catherine right now ... that game takes a lot of focus Dx

( Waht do you play-- music wise??)

Guitar, I wanted to be like Mio and play bass, but I don't own one, T^T

whats furries

I'm starting to play! I love Em. . . It has such a nice sound~ I saw a great dark blue base at the flea market today!.

Lucky! :0
And furries, are basicly animals with humanlike traits, but the ones I've witnessed, sorry to say: are all whores. o.e